Posted on: 2011-11-23 by Titney

23/11/11 Okay it started of i was going on an adventure then i got a job in Gamstation this adventure i was going on was in the shop but she shop was motorized and i was so excited for the fact "i got a job". Before the adventure we had went to my grandparents house (they have passed away now in real) the whole family were there but only a few were staying because the rest were all dressed up and going to a wedding. In this motorized vehicle with me was a really old friend i don't talk to these days, i was introducing him to the family. I went to the bathroom and once i was finished i seen my little cousin struggling with a tray so i helped her one of the objects on the tray my dream pointed out was a half used jug with milk in it. Eventually me and my friend left and the journey began, it was as if we were flying down the street in the vehicle i guess we were just going that fast. I heard someone say something about an amusement part so i got even more excited, who knows who was driving. We suddenly then felt a drop it was wild we were all falling around the shop then all i heard was this woman with black hair say "DON'T HIT THE LAVA" we didn't hit the lava anyway we missed it by a long shot. we then drove down the dried part of the lava and that was that part of the story finished...Me and my sister were now in Jeremy Kyle's studio sitting on the seats with him, the crowd was amazing there was thousands of people. This baby then appeared and Jeremy was like "aren't one of you going to pick it up" i tried to pick it up but once i stood up i felt really dizzy so had to sit down but it was alright because the baby crawled over to me, once i picked it up it turned into a small dog (looked just like my doggy that died). After i picked the dog up my sister yelled "HITS OUT DOG" i was like "OMG why would you say that" Jeremy then shouted "get security" ... you should have seen my face i wasn't amused at the slightest ...before security came Jeremy then took my mp3 player of me while saying "you don't deserve to have this" he then took me off the stage and i was like "i'm really sorry if i came across as angry or anything see... i think i may be depressed i'm not sure if i have bipolar". The security came and took me out through the crowd it was okay though because the crowd was leaving anyway so no embarrassment there, i then spotted a few friends of mine shouting "WOOoooOOO.. GO DEAN" i think they were just doing that for the fact i got kicked off, it put a smile on my face anyway. When i got to the exit i seen Jeremy standing so i approached him asking if i could have my mp3 player back and he replied with "it's in my office it will take up to 2 and a half to 3 years read the poster on that wall" i was like "ugh why cant you just sent it when you go to your office later" ... *he randomly poofs in thin air* .... -_- . When i got out to the car the only seat left was beside my sister so i was like "am i f**k sitting next to her after all that" .. i ended up sitting next to her anyway because no one else would move and i wasn't walking ... i was in a very pissed mood i realised i couldn't ask the peron at the other end of my sis to move down because she was pregnant. The drive started, we were in a family car driving down the road then i seen a crashed plane but not an actually big plane just one of those small ones that hold like 2 people. Then all of a sudden we were all in one... my uncle who was flying it decided to go upside down because he heard me saying something about upside down ..I then realised i had no seat belt on but i was okay i wasn't falling out or anything it was just scary. I looked at my sister and seen she was kinda hanging out and then looked over to the pregnant woman and thought to myself " i hope shes okay because her baby is probably at the top of her belly". I was getting enough of the feeling being upside down incase i fall so i said to my uncle " i don't have a seat belt on" he started to panic and flipped the plane back around and shouted to get it on and how that's dangerous so i started trying to put the seat belt on but there was parts for it everywhere how complicated is that but i finally fastened it after messing about.......