Posted on: 2015-07-30 by Guest

I had this dream last night. Beyonce sang into a bottle og vodka so a long metal stick growed out the bottle and to the roof. That wasn't so long because it was inside a bus. Then she got outside and it was like 20 meter long when she sang into the bottle again. So she named it "bitch-stick" and she slapped everyone with it. Then Ellen Degeneres stole it and slapped her ass while they ran all over the island of Crete... The end.