Posted on: 2015-08-09 by Lordoomer

I just made a dream where an old dude accidentally fucked a mermaid disguised as a horny women but the mermaid was actually an horrible monster with it's pussy that looked like a kraken's mouth, and it was actually a special type of mermaid that splitted itself into 4 women(with kraken mouth pussies) to attract more prays and when you fucked one it stinged inside your dick and you become pregnant with it's babies. Then we acussed a young guy of having fucked one because when he came out of the water he jumped and yelled and it was a young girl accusing him and I could see her memories of him yelling. Then I've been accused by everyone of having hidden the paste from some cookies because I tough it was infected with the sperm of the guy who fucked the mermaid-monster-creepy thing. Then they finnaly found the cookie paste I had tied it in a rag. (I remember doing it but I don't know why I had to hide it from them) Then they gave it to me and they weren't happy about what I did. Then I flushed it in a jail-like toilet because the paste, which inside the rag were 4 little dudes shaped cookies of 4 colors blue, red, yellow and another one and when I flushed the whole rag in the jail-like toilet the little blue one came back from the hole while still in the rag and draging the weight of it all with him and I flushed again and they were gone. I flushed 10 more time to be sure while thinking about what rats were doing when it happened to them, and I knew that if it happened to 2 rats, on of the two would win the fight in the rag or in the sewer pipe on the way to the sewer and eat the other one and come back as super sized giant mutated rat with massive stats bonus. Then I tough that little blue cookie monster had the more chance to eat the 3 others because of his incredible torque, but then I tough well the little red one might have been attacking it in the back so maybe they would end up all killing each others. ( I sincerely hoped so with all my heart because it was a catatrophy if one of them survived and ended up in the river) Then I was feeling bad about having done that because maybe I caused thousands of death because they would end up in the river and reproduce into more mermaid-monster-things. Then we tough maybe some escaped in our house so I went with some anti-bug spray with my sister and we searched everywhere in the house and while we were doing the basement(I think) we found some and they were looking like moths and I sprayed them and crushed them with the bottom of the spay can. Then we kept doing that for a while but suddenly there were noise and we(me and my sister) had to climb up some metal stairs and ladders in a big storage-room like place because some workmen must not know that we used the spray down there because they dont like the smell. Then one of the workmen saw us rushing upstair and he said someting I forgot, but he knew we used it down there and was not happy but he was acting all cocky and with a big smile on his face and talking shit. And when we were about to leave the storage room trough a door leading to the offices, he pushed some raking where two awesome and sexy twins women in tops and shorts jeans and with blond hairs were standing on a platform lower than us and we all fell(me, my sister and the awesome twins) to the bottom but we weren't hurt and then I woke up. That was the most fuck top dream ever seriously. But while I was in it(the dream), it all made sense that the bugs that looked like moths we were spraying and cruhsing were in fact larva of mutant-mermaid monsters. The only part that I didn't understood was when we endedup in the forbidden to spray down there stroage-room weird place with twin cuties standing on some midway platfrom on the raking.