Posted on: 2016-01-01 by bridge2002

I was trying to escape a mental hospital in the middle of the desert. They shot me and I fell asleep. I woke up a few days later and my friend Rachel was there and she was like "oh have you met the new guy" and I said I hadn't. So we went to the pool area where he supposedly was. Rachel said "don't comment on his weight, he's kind of big and gets offended easily" and she pointed to the other side of the pool and there was a big whale there. I said "oh my god he's as big as a whale" and he got offended and jumped up somehow and caught an airplane in the sky and they both came tumbling down and hit the hospital and everything blew up and we died.