Posted on: 2016-03-06 by Nikolas

last night: DAY 1: SOMEONE AND I WERE AT MCDONALD’S AND I BROUGHT MY BOXING GLOVES. THE OTHER PERSON USED THEIR OWN. I HAD MY OLDER RED PAIR HE PUNCHED A WINDOW AND CRACKED IT. HE BET THAT I COULDN’T DO THE SAME SO I WENT UP TO THE WINDOW (I REMEMBER THAT THE WINDOW WAS BY THE TRASH CAN ). ( IT WAS ALSO A GLOOMY DAY THE KIND I LIKE) THEN I HIT THE CRACK THAT HE HAD MADE , AND BROKE RIGHT THROUGH IT. WE DECIDED THAT IT WAS FUN. THEN WE RAN OUTSIDE AND STARTED DOING IT TO ALL THE WINDOWS. WE DID IT TO EXACTLY 10 WINDOWS. THEN I THOUGHT OH CRAP THE COPS ARE GOING TO SHOW UP , AND HE SMILED AND SAID UP. SO WE RAN BACK INTO MCDONALD’S, AND THE COPSE DRIFTED INTO THE PARKING LOT. THEN WE WERE AT MY OLD HOUSE. I WAS THERE WITH MY DAD AND 2 OTHER PEOPLE. THERE WAS A FULL SIZED PLANE (LIKE ONE OF THOSE REALLY OLD PLANES. IT WAS ON MY FRONT PORCH. IT HAD TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE THE WIDTH OF THE PORCH AND TURN AND GO OUT THE SIDE. (THE PORCH IS ABOUT 8 FEET IN WIDTH, NO WAY THIS WAS HAPPENING) THIS PLANES WINGSPAN WAS HUGE, IT STUCK OUT BOTH SIDES OF THE PORCH, IT WAS ALSO FACING TOWARDS THE FRONT DOOR. THE COPS WERE ALSO THERE, AND ME AND MY DAD PLUS THE 2 OTHER PEOPLE. THEY WERE ALSO CONSIDERED “CRIMINALS BY THE COPS”. THE COP ASKED US TO TURN THE PLANE AROUND. ( I THOUGHT THIS SOUNDED WEIRD LIKE HE HAD PLANS TO KILL US OR SOMETHING ) MY DAD ASKED WHY , AND THE COP SIMPLY SAID WE ARE GOING A DIFFERENT WAY. THEN I STARTED TO DIG IN THE GRAVEL WHICH SEEMED MORE LIKE WHITE SAND AT THIS POINT. SOON I STARTED TO FIND BLUE AND PURPLE ROCKS. ( LIKE THE ONES FROM AQUARIUMS ) SO I TOOK A RATHER LARGE ONE ABOUT THE SIZE OF A WALNUT , AND THREW AT HIS FOREHEAD. THEN THE ROCK TURNED INTO A TIN CHEST ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY THUMB. IT WAS STILL PURPLE AND KINA GLOWING. ( AT THIS TIME IT WAS WINTER AND THERE WAS A THIN LAYER OF SNOW COVERING THE GRASS.) THEN THE COP STARTED TO RUN AND HE TURNED INTO A MIDGET THEN INTO THE VILLAIN PENGUIN. WE CHASED HIM TO THE EDGE OF THE PROPERTY AND HE WAS TO FAR AWAY FOR ME TO CATCH HIM. ( HE WAS PRETTY FAR ONTO THE GOLF COURSE) SO I GAVE THE CHEST TO ONE OF THE OTHER GUYS THERE, IT TURNED OUT THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY FLASH SO HE CAUGHT UP TO PENGUIN NO PROBLEM. THEN HE THREW HE TINY CHEST AT PENGUIN AND HE DISAPPEARED AND THE CHEST OPENED. AND OUT CAME A FULL SIZED DEADPOOL MASK JUST FOR ME. I LAID THERE FOR A MINUTE IMAGINING THE DEADPOOL MASK BEFORE WAKING UP. IMD