Posted on: 2016-04-09 by Delirium

One of the funniest dreams I ever had involved dinosaurs. Ever since watching Jurassic Park at the age of ten, my dreams had often been invaded by blood-thirsty carnivores who somehow thought it wise to expend their energy chasing after tiny, tiny humans instead of OTHER dinosaurs. (That's like paying $15 for a box of fancy cereal just because it looks exotic, but in fact has little nutritional value, when there's about 50 boxes of good old-fashioned Raisin Bran sitting on the shelf for $2 apiece.) Anywho, I abstain. Clearly my mind was unwilling to recognize the fallacy inherent in it's plot, although I do remember wondering why a 9 ton T-Rex was busy chasing bit-sized snacks when he could have just gone for a triceratops. So, I'm running around summer camp (in my dream, I was at my summer camp) along with all the other campers, madly scrambling around in an anarchic fumble to get away from this gigantic lizard-monster. At some point, I ended up "teaming up" with this other girl, and we started to stick together while we were trying to get away. No idea who she was, I didn't recognize her from real life, so I guess my mind just fashioned her out a desire for companionship while managing this maelstrom of terror. Suddenly, as we were running away from the pool and across this field - all of the other kids had somehow disappeared at this point, and the T-Rex had decided to just start chasing me and this other girl - I realized I was starting to wake up. So here I am, running across a seemingly endless field with a stranger-friend next to me, a T-Rex slowly gaining from behind, and I turn to the girl next to me, and just said "Sorry." And then I woke up. Hopefully she got away from the T-Rex.