Posted on: 2016-04-09 by Delirium

Random dream time! This is one of the craziest dreams I've ever had, and that's why it's stuck with me for about a decade. I had a silver diamond glove (upon waking up I realized it had been Michael Jackson's glove, but wasn't aware of this at the time...I don't even LIKE Michael Jackson, and only knew about his glove because of a comment my dad made in passing about it). Anyway, this glove basically held the power to control the universe? How? Hell if I know, I never actually used it for that. All I know is, Harry, Hermione, and Ron showed up in my dream and tried to take the glove from me at first, then I think they teamed up with me to keep the glove away from "evil" people, then somehow I was in space...with Anakin Skywalker and Obiwan Kenobi flying after me in their fighter ships, also trying to get the glove from me. How did I know this? Because somehow I could hear them talking to one another, and some times I would randomly inhabit their bodies so that I was Kenobi or Anakin chasing myself. Oh, and I didn't have a fighter ship, so I was just soaring through space with...the power of the glove? Yeah, real fucking helpful, you'd think a glove with power over the whole-goddamn universe would be a little more fucking helpful! How about you just disintegrate the Jedi? Or, if that's too harsh, sequester them in their own personal bubble universe? Fuck, it was a weird dream. Very trippy, being in it, and switching around so much. Not THE trippiest, but the trippiest I can't even put into words because I don't even remember half of what occurred in them.