Posted on: 2016-04-21 by Guest

Last night I was at the beach with my boyfriend and a bunch of other people and we went swimming and my boyfriend and one other guy drowned so I used my feet to pull them out of the water, but they still werent't breathing so I ran across 4 highways and through some sketchy woods to get to "the doctor's" house and the doctor was Robin Williams and I explained everything to him and asked him to come with me and he took me out to his sports car and started driving then asked me for a blowjob and I said "No, my boyfriend is dying." And he said "oh, yeah. I'll just pull the mask off and it'll be okay." And then we saved my boyfriend and everyone went swimming at Robin William's house just in case anyone else drowned IMD