Posted on: 2013-03-18 by cdmskater

Oh I thought of an old, unexplainable one that you people might like to hear. So a few years ago, IMD, I was standing on a large wooden porch. The sky was purple. There was a bench along the guard rail. My step-dad was sitting on this bench. I walked towards him, started masturbating and groaning loudly. I immediately jizzed all over his leg. Then, realizing what happened I was all wtf and I was like "oh my god...I'm sorry...I don't know why I did that...I'm sorry!" And he was like, "no, it's okay! Really, it's fine." And seemed perfectly okay with it. This was all too weird, so I woke up.